this been on the dash too many times and ain’t sway me for shit
Scar the dirtiest nigga out. Nigga threw his fuckin brother off the side a cliff to a nigga demise. i could stop right there and it’s already done. Ariel and Aurora? Alive and slobbin they whiteboys up. Them puppies? Shittin all over London. Meanwhile Mufasa Earl Jones dead af.
He looked that nigga right in his eyes with PLEASURE. “GOTCHO ASS! You ain’t even KNOWIN the fuck shit that’s bout to go down” and tossed my boy like a old jersey
THEN psychologically backhanded Simba whole fucking ambition and identity smooth tf out his ass. Sent that nigga into obscurity and prolly expected ol boy to off hisself.
THEN brought his goons from another set into the digs, took food off his own folks plate, and dared niggas to say sum'n. Fam wasn’t eatin no antelope biscuits but them random hyenas was.
THEN Weinstein’d the whole fuckin pride while still cattin off to smash random crackhead outlander thots and Ike'n Sarabi for talkin back.
a scammer, Donatella Versace, and that petty witch ain’t got shit on Scar
this nigga a whole ass fratricidal rapist.
thanks for fuckin wit a nigga ted talk one time
btw i’m faded
Mufasa Earl Jones
The BREAKDOWN
🤣🤣
I was dead at Mufasa Earl Jones!!😂😂😂
lol
“thanks for fucking with a njgha ted talk one time”😂😂😂
a small backyard, a decent fence and the will to make a safe coop for your fluffy dames is all you need to make it happen
they will eat your vegetable scraps and gobble down pretty much any kind of food waste, turning discarded crusts and mushy fruit into big fat eggs full of protein!
and depending on which breed you buy, they will lay an egg almost every day. free, nutritious food every morning! what other pet will do that?
it’s a misconception that eating eggs is inherently cruel, or that you need a rooster for your chickens to lay eggs! all the eggs you buy in supermarkets are unfertilised, which means there is no chance of that egg ever hatching. you’re not eating a potential life, your chickens will lay eggs regardless of whether there’s a rooster around
so only buy a rooster to go with your lovely ladies if you want baby chicks - otherwise, just get some girls and enjoy those omelettes!
the way cage egg farms are run is terrible, and you can’t always be sure that a free range farm is as idyllic as the picture you see on the carton. lots of sad chookies who can’t perch or scratch or eat grass and clean themselves. :(
this way, you will always be certain that your girls are happy, healthy, doing what chicken are meant to do and eating what chickens should be eating, which means bigger and better eggs for you!
you can give eggs to your friends! give eggs to strangers! eggs for everyone!
tiny and furious lawnmowers. chickens LOVE grass, especially clover. if you have a small backyard, they will do all the work of keeping the grass trimmed.
a caution, pls buy your chicken a friend - they will get lonely if you only buy one. my friend had two chickens and one died, leaving Gizmo all alone. she got depressed and stopped laying, so they put her in the rabbit hutch. now she has a best friend bunny called Jimmy and she’s very happy! she often sits on him and purrs.
chickens are good around most other pets - cats and chickens usually regard each other with mutual indifference and disdain, but they generally bond with dogs. however, if you know your pooch or kitty is particularly aggressive, make sure you check it won’t be a problem!
scratch scratch scratch, scratch party!!
one time I was cleaning out the stables and my chicken came over, saw that I was using a big rake and went !!!! scratch time!!! and she started scratching furiously next to me like she was trying to help
they’re very clean animals and will clean themselves every day with a dust bath and a thorough preening
when it starts raining it takes them a good 10 seconds to process what’s happening, then they RUN to shelter
gloriously stupid tiny velociraptor running
peck peck peck. is food? I check! peck. not food!
rip all snails and slugs that live in your garden
they will also go after mice and spiders
chicken poop is great fertiliser! when you clean out their coop, spread the poo on your garden and watch your flowers and veggies grow!
kiddos LOVE chickens!!
seriously, looking after chickens is a great job for little kids - any little fella can fill up their water and give them some food, and collecting a warm, fresh egg every morning is so rewarding for them!!!
hours of entertainment watching their antics
some (not all) like a cuddle! the ladies will let you know what their preference is. they may also gently peck and groom you because they love you.
you can give them fancy names like lottie, ethel and lady beatrice so it sounds like they’re a supporting cast in a Jane Austen novel
in conclusion give a pretty chicken a happy home today
Also: you want a bird friend? well it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY HEALTHY for you and the chicken to be friends! After thousand and thousands of years of domestication, chickens are basically genetically programmed to be happy to live with humans.
My first pet was a chicken 10/10 would recommend tiny
velociraptor
friends
One of my coworkers husband died on Thursday. He got into an accident due to a snowstorm we had. Thankfully the girl has family up here but she’s already got a kid and another on the way. Any little bit helps, honestly I’d like to see them get over the goal. Even if you can’t donate PLEASE SHARE!
Knowing we both used the same editing system, I PMd her asking what tool she had used for an eye edit and this hoe just flat out ignored me… Like she was in and reblogging and answering anonymous messages but saw my message and tossed it out.
And that’s tumblr for you 😂
when i constantly say i hate men day in and day out…why would any of you think those same things don’t apply to GBT men…ESPECIALLY white GBT men…what’s not clicking
